I am pretty sure that when you are 37 3/4 yrs. old the warning label on your life should read something like this:
"The following program may contain scenes and language not meant for children, parental discretion is advised. "
Or something of that nature, yada yada yada.......anyway my point being there should be some life in your life, ya know? Things that may be "unsuitable" for your viewers. To date I would say my life is pretty vanilla and I may have a hard time even earning a PG-13 rating.
These days my life label would be this:
Thats's right people. I am more of a Little Golden (no pun intended) Book these days.......